Anti-Social Neighbors Club Doormat | Funny Welcome Mat | Sarcastic Introvert Gift | Housewarming Gag Gift | Go Away Porch Decor

Welcome to the club... from a safe distance, of course. This hilarious doormat is the perfect proclamation for the proud introvert or anyone who believes good fences (and clear boundaries) make great neighbors. It's a guaranteed laugh for visitors and the ultimate statement piece for your front porch. This mat makes a fantastic housewarming gag gift for a fellow homebody or a new homeowner with a great sense of humor. Hand painted and sealed for added durability.

Material: 100% Premium Natural Coir (highly effective at trapping dirt and debris)
Backing: Industrial-grade, non-slip rubber backing
Size: Standard 18" x 30" (Ideal for any single doorway)

Buffalo Plaid underneath rug can be purchased separately here: https://www.etsy.com/PaintedStorkDesigns/listing/841139822/only-ships-free-with-mat-purchase?utm_source=Copy&utm_medium=ListingManager&utm_campaign=Share&utm_term=so.lmsm&share_time=1608761031676

Please send me a message to purchase a larger size, custom size, or to add customization.
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